LIFE HACK: Transform Your Complacent Racism Into The Cute Look For Fall You Never Knew You Needed With Just a Rubber Band, a Toilet Paper Tube, a Sensory Deprivation Chamber and 4,500 Boxes of Frosted Flakes (For Building An Effective Physical Barrier Between You And Your Fears!), 2017, acrylic on canvas, 72 x 96 inches, 183 x 244 cm
OMG! A Simple Cheeseburger Dosed With 4 Hour Energy Sparked a Chain of Events That Altered This Man’s Latent Homophobia Forever. Then He Did The Unthinkable! Unrelated: 14 Affordable Ways To Vape The Patriarchy, 2017, acrylic and pumice gel on canvas, 72 x 96 inches, 183 x 244 cm
How Many Clicks Does It Take To Get To The Center of The Internet Where Peace and Love Reside? Find Out If You Know Yourself With This Quiz Designed To Analyze Your Click Style. Click Like Now For Instant Material Rewards., 2017, acrylic and sand on canvas, 72 x 84 inches, 183 x 213.5 cm
Wow! That Feeling When You Find Out A Clay Pig Is Actually A Living, Breathing Embodiment of The Top Ten MOST INSANE Grilled Cheeses of All Time! Subscribe And Like To Vote For President. Or, Don’t, Whatever, 2017, acrylic and sand on canvas, 72 x 84 inches, 183 x 213.5 cm
Purchase 8 High Octane Gatorades From The Downtown Providence 7-Eleven Late Nite Menu and Find Out Which Impossibly Adorable Dog Meme Corresponds With Your Deepest Existential Longing for Meaningful Human Connection! Sponsored By Pitbull, 2017, acrylic and pumice gel on canvas, 60 inches, 152.5 cm diameter
What You Might Be Doing Wrong With Your Face To The Detriment of Your Social Status, And How To Fix It With These 11 Chemical-Reconstitutors Found In Everyday Household Products! (Hint: Kraft Singles Make a Gorgeous Mask, and Yes, The Results Are Seriously Incredible!), 2017, acrylic and pumice gel on canvas, 60 inches, 152.5 cm diameter
The Hole is proud to announce her first major solo show in New York, “TL;DR.” As the title suggests, I will try to keep this press release short.
Morgan Blair (b. 1986 Massachusetts) exhibits seven new acrylic paintings; her largest yet, whether landscape orientation jumbos or her recurring, tondo-shaped canvas guys. Why should we care? Her paintings are amazing and innovative, they look like nothing else—really!—they feel fresh on your eyeballs. Ok, what do the works look like?
Airbrush and sand are the main ingredients; the sprayed paint allowing for gradients everywhere, allowing blurred out static-y backgrounds and tight palette control. The sand makes for tasty texture balls and a Peter Halley-esque emphasis on surface and precision. What are these colors? Unnatural, off-kilter color groups that beg for titles like “sour watermelon” keep the paint within a tight five, or a pared down dozen max.
But what are they about? Many are inspired by a Claymation pig video by BramGroatFilms —google it—and others are more cinematically cropped moments; a guy checking his cell phone, some crap spilling on the bathroom floor, tea time. Perhaps the Claymation is just the right about of 3D-rendering needed for her to shape the source material into gradient-filled quadrants, perhaps it was just wiggly and weird. She also uses blurry YouTube tutorials or Craigslist free stuff photos; I think the salient point is random internet junk inspo.
Still reading?? If so, you will learn that the paintings have insanely crazy long titles, a paragraph of word jazz each. They read like remixed spam subject lines, You Wont Believe What Happens Next! Watch Till the End! They give the abstracted paintings something for viewers to search for—clickbait!—but probably more accurately reveal the artist blowing off some pent-up precise-painting steam, do you know how often airbrushes clog? Infuriating.
Cutting to the chase: a show for “recovering postmodernists”. Blair’s works can be interpreted as a millennial neo-Dada recovery of meaning from a jaded anything-goes Gen X sensibility. Randomness, millenials found, is not an abyss but rather very useful; all our computer systems need it to function, and it’s very hard to generate. As nothing too long gets read anymore, this may not be the best part for me to type: we should look closely at the relationship between randomness and the absurd in our cultural moment!
For more information, please email raymond@theholenyc.com.
